chapter 1

"You sorry son of a bitch! You planned all of this?"
"Jade...."
"Fuck you! I'm outta here!"
She grabbed her bag and headed out the door, slamming it behind her. Mark came out the door after her, and ran for her. He grabbed her elbow and turned her around. She slapped him in the face, and he gave her an evil look.
"Will you let me explain?"
"Why the Hell should I? You taped us, didn't you?"
"Yes, but..."
"And, you let Stacy play it and take the heat?"
"Yes, but..."
"And then, you had Gangrel attack me?"
"Yes."
"Why? Why in God's name would you do something like this? Do you torture all of your girlfriends, or just me?"
"Jade, I did this to make sure that you really could handle yourself. Sometimes, these fights aren't fake. I wanted to know you could kick ass and take a beating, if I wasn't there to help."
"That is the worst excuse I've ever heard. I think you got your rocks off watching me kick Stacy's ass and then being in a helpless spot."
"Look I really do love you. I want to know that you can protect yourself. I hated that Gangrel hit you so hard, but it had to be done."
"Who knew about this?"
"Gangrel, Edge, Christian, Jerry and Stacy. Why?"
"Glen will hear about this. He swore he would help me with anything, should I need him."
"You're going to sick your pet on me?"
"Evidently, someone needs to give you an attitude adjustment."
"Come on, Jade. Just come back in the house and let's talk about this."
"You don't get it! Listen to me. I am leaving NOW!"
"Jade, let me take you home. Look, I can't keep you against your will, but with your condition, I don't want you to walk home."
"I'll call a cab from the first pay phone I see."
"Just let me take you."
"What will happen then, Mark? Will you take me somewhere and dump me off in Bum Fucked Egypt?"
"Fine, take the Harley. I'll come by and get it tomorrow."
"Fine. Lead the way."
He lead her to the garage, and let her get the bike out. He helped her bungee her bag to the back, and she climbed on.
"I wish you would come back inside, or let me take you home."
"I can't do it, Mark. You destroyed the trust I had in you."
She started the bike and took off down the road. Mark knew what she needed. She needed a nice long ride to think over the events that had taken place. 'How could he do this? Is he crazy? Does he need Prozac?' These were the questions running through her mind.
When she got to her house, she parked the bike in her garage and took her bag inside. She unpacked the bag, and found a note in the side pocket.
Dear Jade,

Be careful with Mark. I have a feeling he's up to something. If you need to talk, call me.

Your friend,
Glen Jacobs

Boy, did she need to talk now. She called his hotel room in Paris, but he didn't answer. She decided to try again later. She turned on Limp Bizkit and finished clearing out her bag. She went to put her bag in her bedroom closet.
She saw the posters of him on her wall and stopped. Jade was so furious with him, and now she had to face pictures of him. 'He has the perfect body, but his mind is all screwed up.' She tore every poster off of the wall, then she took the sheets off the bed. She noticed that they still smelled like him and the love they shared on them days before. She threw the sheets into the washroom and picked the bag up again. As she rounded the bed corner, she found the outfit she bought to wear for him. She takes it as a sign.
'I'll go crazy if I don't call him.' So, she does.
"Hello," Mark answered like he was expecting her to call.
"Hey, Mark. I made it home and your bike is in one peice."
"Jade! Babe, I'm sorry for the hell I've put you through."
"Mark, do you understand why I can't trust you?"
"Yes, but I had to test you. I had to do it as if it was someone else."
"Whatever. I'll see you tomorrow."
"Jade, I love you."
"Bye."
She decided to try Glen again. He answered this time.
"Hey, Glen. You were right. He was behind all of the shit that's gone down."
"Do you think you'll be ok?"
"Yeah, he calmed down some. He has to come over tomorrow, but I think I can handle it."
"Why does he have to come over?"
"Because I took his motorcycle. I didn't want him to take me home so he let me use it."
"You must be pretty special to him. He wouldn't even let me ride that thing."
"I thought I was. But, this shit is unexcusable."
They said their goodbyes and hung up. She put fresh sheets on her bed and took a bath. She would have loved a drink, but her medicine wouldn't allow it. After she got out and toweled off, she went to bed.

chapter 2

When she woke up, she heard Mark knocking on the door. 'Why does it seem that I can only wake up to the sound of banging on the door?' She answered it and immediatly turned to the kitchen to make coffee.
"Good morning to you, too," Mark said sarcasticly.
"Shhhh! I don't talk until I have coffee."
She turned to the cabinet to get two cups, but when she turned back, Mark was in front of her. He rubbed his hand against her thigh, and her breath caught in her throut. She thought of the way he could make her feel when he was deep inside. But, two fingers rubbing her bare clitoris snapped her back to reality.
"Mark, stop. It isn't going to work."
He slowly seperated her folds and pushed his fingers inside her tunnel. His other hand saught out a breast to fondle, and his lips moved in on her's. After his fingers were fully inserted, she gasped and gave in. He trailed kisses from her mouth to her neck.
Mark picked her up and sat her on the counter. He claimed her lips again and wrapped his arms around her.
"Do you want to..."
Just then, the phone rang.
"Let your machine get it," Mark said in a lust filled tone.
After the third ring, the machine answered it. Then, she heard Glen's voice.
"Jade, if you don't answer the phone, I'll be knocking on your door tonight."
She jumped off the counter and ran for the phone.
"Glen, don't worry about me. I'm fine."
"Is Mark there?"
"Yes, he's here."
"Let me talk to him, please."
She handed the phone to him.
"What?"
"If you harm a hair on her head, I will put you in a body cast. Capiche?"
"Don't threaten me, boy! I won't hurt her anymore. I love her."
At this point, Jade went into her room. She didn't want to hear anymore.
"If you love her, you shouldn't have hurt her."
Mark hung up on Glen. He walked into the bedroom and found Jade laying in bed, face down. He noticed the posters were torn and laying on the floor.
"What happened in here?"
"Redecorating. I was too pissed to care where they landed. And later, I'm going to burn the leather outfit and give my sheets to a hobo."
"Jade, don't you think you're over reacting?"
She sat up and stared him straight in the eye. "What about what you did? Don't you think you were over reacting?"
"Yes, but I had to make sure you are tough. And, you've proved that by standing up to me."
"If that's all it took, why didn't you just start an argument or something? You didn't have to tape us and have it shown on air, or have Gangrel attack me."
"Look, I liked the idea of taping us. Having it shown was a last minute decision. I didn't think of the repricussions."
"That was a personal moment between us. You shouldn't have even taped us without asking me."
"Would you have said ok if I asked?"
"Maybe, but that's besides the point. I won't put up with this shit for anyone. Not even you."
"Ok, I see there is no chance in changing your mind. Will you help me with the bike?"
She put some pants on and lead him to the garage. He put the front tire on the tailgate of his truck. Then she pulled the front tire while he pushed the back end up.
"Thanks for letting me use it last night. I needed a ride."
"No problem. Well, I have to go pack. I'm going back on the road."
"When?"
"Tomorrow is the first show back in the states. Everyone is flying back today."
"Ok. I'll see you when I come back to the show."
He put a hand to her cheek and caressed it with his thumb. "I wish you were coming with me. I'm going to miss being with you."
"Just let me think things through. I'll call you when I come to a decision about us."
"You're thinking of coming back to me?"
"Don't jump to conclusions. I'm still very pissed, but I still love you."
Mark wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her on the forehead. "I love you, too, Jade."

chapter 3

He left and she went inside. She turned on the radio.
"The WWF put on one hell of a show last week. Unfortunatly, Miss Kitty was injured at the hands of the Dominatress. We received word that Miss Kitty (Stacy Carter) was released from the hospital today."
The phone rang. 'Great. Now she's gonna call and torture me.' But, it was her friend, Theresa.
"Hey, Jade! How are you?"
"I'm doing ok. How are you?"
"I'll be doing good if you tell me that man your working with is single."
"He is for the moment. We broke up last night."
"You were dating him!? And you didn't tell me!?"
"It didn't last long enough to tell you. We started my first night, and it ended last night."
"What happened?"
"Have you been watching the show?"
"Yeah, I saw what Gangrel did."
"But, you missed the tape from the Houston show, right?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he taped us having sex, and had someone show it on the show. Then, he had Gangrel attack me. That's why I'm home now. He gave me a concussion."
"Ouch! So, you kicked him to the curb?"
"I don't know what I'm going to do. I love him, but I could kill him for this."
"Too bad you can't brainwash him. Make him lose ideas like those."
"If it was that simple, I'd be in his arms right now."
"And I'd be jealous."
They said their goodbyes and hung up. Then, she called to make a doctor's appointment. There was an opening for that afternoon. She took it. Then, she started cleaning up the mess in the bedroom.
A few weeks later...
The doctor gave her a clean bill of health and told her she could go back to work. She called Vince, and told him.
"There will be a ticket to Kansas City waiting for you at the airport. The show is tomorrow night. We sure miss you."
"Thank you. I can't wait to see you guys."
They said their goodbyes and she started packing. She wanted to call and warn Mark.
"Hello?"
"Hi, hun. Have you missed me?"
"Of course."
"I'll be in Kansas City with you. The doc said I'm fine."
"That's great, babe. Have you thought about us?"
"Yes. You will get the answer tomorrow, when I see you."
"Are you going to bring that outfit with you?"
"I'm not telling you. That would give you the answer."
"Ok, I'll wait."
They said goodbye and she finished packing.
The next day she was pretty excited. She wanted to be back at work. She gathered her bags, locked up the house and left for the airport.
When she got there, she saw that there was only one parking spot close to the entrance. The spot next to his truck. 'I'm coming, hun,' she thought to herself.

chapter 4

After she got off the plane and checked into the hotel, she went to the arena. She found her dressing room and grabbed Jim Dotson and brought him in with her.
"Will you take this box to the Undertaker's dressing room, please?"
"Sure, no prob."
The security gaurd delivered the box to Mark. Mark closed the door and opened the box. He found the note first.

Dear Mark,
If you want me to wear this again, you had better behave, or I'll have to punish you.

Love,
Jade

His face lit up. He went to her dressing room and knocked on the door. When she opened the door, he handed the box to her.
"I think this is your's. It won't fit me," he said jokingly.
She laughed and wrapped her arms around his neck. "I missed you so much."
"I missed you too, babe. So, the doc says you're ok?"
"As if I never had a concussion."
"Can we make up for lost time?"
"After the show. Like I said before, 'it's just not a good show without the Phenom'."
"Aw, you're making me blush," Mark joked. He got down on one knee. "Jade, I want to spend the rest of my life worshipping the ground you walk upon. I want to spend my days fulfilling your dreams, and your fantasies at night. I want you to be my bride."
"Mark, I want to marry you, someday. But, we just got back together. Let's wait a little while before we get into marriage."
"How long do I have to wait?"
She looked at her watch and said,"3...2...1... Ok, I'll marry you."
Mark grabbed Jade's legs and heaved her over his shoulder. He started walking down the hall.
"Mark, put me down. Where are you taking me?"
"You'll see."
They walked into the catering room, where the rest of the wrestlers were snacking. He set her down and put a serious look on his face.
"From this day forward, the Dominatress will be known as the Housewife. She has agreed to marry me!"
Everyone clapped and cheered as he took her into his arms. They gathered around Mark and Jade. The men patted Mark on the back, and the women hugged Jade. The only one that didn't get up was Glen.
Jade noticed him sitting in the corner. She walked over and sat next to him.
"Are you sure you want to do this, Jade?"
"Yes. I love him, Glen. His memory haunted me while I was away. I want to be with him."
"What if he is testing you again?"
"I will cross that bridge when I get there."
"Congratulations. Just remember, I'm here if you need me."
She gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Thank you, Glen."
She walked over to Mark, and he picked her up again and heaved her over his shoulder.
"You can let me walk, you know."
"Nope. I don't want your feet hurting, so you can walk down the aisle."
"Well, unless we're getting married tonight, you don't have anything to worry about. And, where are you taking me now?"
"To see the McMahon's."
They went into Vince's office, and found Vince, Shane, Linda and Stephanie.
"No rough housing. She just got better," Linda told Mark.
"Oops. I didn't think of that." He set her on the floor. Then, he turned to Vince. "Vince, can we have a script rewrite?"
"That depends. What do you have in mind?"
"The Undertaker and the Dominatress have a dark wedding. She has just agreed to be my bride in life, now I want her to be my bride in business."
"Slow down. Did you say you two are getting married?"
"Yes, we are."
"Wonderful! And, yes you may take her as your dark bride tonight."
"Vince, since my father has passed on, would you take the honor of giving me away?"
"I'd love to."
"We'll give you the details when we work them out," Mark told them.

chapter 5

They went back to her dressing room. They decided to lounge around while the crew finished setting up for the show. They started talking about the wedding plans.
"Who do you want for your best man?"
"I was thinking of Glen. We may have gotten into an argument, but we are good friends."
"Um, that might not be a good idea. I talked to him after you told everyone, he still thinks this is another test."
"I promise that will never happen again. Will you ever forgive me?"
"Of course I will."
Mark laid his head in Jade's lap. She started playing with his hair, and he started to doze. Once he was fully asleep, she slipped out from under him. She decided to get their costumes and talk to Vince about her part in the dark wedding.
As she walked down one of the dark corridors, she was grabbed from the side. She gave him a fight.
"Shhhhh! I ain't gonna hurt ya."
It was John.
"Damn it! Don't do that!"
"Sorry, Jade. I gotta warn you about the dark wedding tonight."
"What? Is he setting me up for another surprise?"
"Yeah. He is planning on sacrificing you before the ceremony. But, he plans on using a real knife."
"Where'd you here this?"
"William. Mark asked him to set it up."
"Damn him! Will you help me if he does try it?"
"Yeah."
"Thanks, man."
She ran down the halls as fast as she could, until she was outside Glen's door. Once he opened the door, she told him what Bradshaw told her.
"Bad time to say I told you so."
"Ya think?"
"Ok, I'll help."
She picked up the costumes. That gave her enough time to be able to pull off an "I don't know anything" act.
He didn't suspect anything, until show time. She started acting really nervous, and Mark noticed.
"What's wrong, babe?"
"First night back. It's nothing."
When they walked out from behind the curtain, she noticed that the sacrifice set wasn't out. She wasn't as nervous then. But, then she looked out to the ring.She saw the Undertaker symbol leaning against the top rope, waiting to be raised.
They climbed into the ring. He helped her onto the symbol, then winked at her while the others were tying her down.
"Bearer, as my friend and manager, I ask for your daughter's hand in marriage"
"You may," came his screechy voice over the speakers.
He started chanting, and she got nervous again. She had to keep her eyes shut for most of it.
To her surprise, nothing bad happened to her. The worst part was being suspended on the symbol.
After the guys untied her, she fell to the mat in false weakness. She looked up at him, and whispered "I love you."

chapter 6

After the show, they showered, dressed and went out on the town. Once they got to the hotel, it was almost 3 o'clock.
"Will you come to my room with me? I have something for you,"Mark asked Jade.
"Sure, hun."
After they got into his room, he reached into one of his bags. He couldn't find what he was looking for, so he threw things out of it.
"Did you bring me in here to show me your dirty laundry?"
He ignored her comment. Then, he pulled out a velvet box.
Mark got down on his knees, opened the box and pulled out a ring. He slipped it on Jade's wedding ring finger.
"Do you still want to marry me?"
"Yes!" Then she looked down at the ring. It was white gold with a black opal."Oh, Mark! It's beautiful!"
"A special engagement ring for a special woman."
Jade leaned over and gave him a kiss. He ran his hands from her knees to her hips. He stood up, and picked her up. She wrapped her arms and legs around him. He carried her to the bed, and laid her down.
He laid on top of her, staring into her pale blue eyes. "You are the most beautiful woman in the world. I love you."
"I love you, too, Mark."
He planted kisses all over her face, and traced a line with his tongue to her ear. He nibbled on her ear lobe and then her neck. He slipped her black dress over her head. He caressed her bare breasts, then took the nipples into his mouth.
He kissed a trail down her flat stomach, until he got to her panties. He slid her leather thong down her legs, and buried his face in her small patch of fur. He buried his tongue deep inside her wet tunnel. She moaned in pleasure as he brought her to an explosive climax.
He laid down next to her. It was his turn to receive.
Jade told him,"I'll be back in a sec."
She went into the sitting room and took some handcuffs out of her purse. When she came back to him, she dangled them in front of him.
"Have I been that bad?"
"Yes. It's time for punishment."
She pulled his tight black shirt off. Then, she cuffed him to the bedposts. She pulled his jeans off and admired his naked body.
"Oops, I forgot something."
She went into her over night bag, that she brought up when they came in. When she came back to the bedroom, she uncoiled the long leather bull whip. She swung it around, making it crack on both sides of her body.
"Whoa! I don't like where this is going," Mark said, getting a little nervous.
"Quiet, slave. You speak only when spoken to." She slowly walked to the bed. "Remember the hell you put me through? If I am to marry you, I must have my revenge first."
She cracked the whip, hitting him in the chest. He cursed under his breath. He understood why she wanted to do this, and dealt with it, for what he did was far worse.
Jade cracked the whip again, catching him in the hip.
She hit him eight more times, catching him in various parts of his torso.
She dropped the whip, and cautiously walked toward him. She lightly touched the marks she left on him.
"Now, I can marry you without reservations. Just remember, everytime you do me wrong, you will receive this pain."
"Yes, ma'am. I will obey."
She took advantage of his body sprawled in front of her. She lightly bit his nipples, then allowed her tongue to travel down his light red haired trail. She took his length into her mouth. She slid him in and out of her mouth until his precum began to flow.
Jade climbed on top of Mark and slid his shaft inside her awaiting hole. He raised his hips to fully push himself in her. He started moving fast and hard under her. She placed her hands on his chest to brace herself. She slid her hands up his muscular arms and released the trick lock.
He rolled her onto her back, and continued pushing himself deep inside. He pulled her hips up to match his thrusts. He moaned loudly, and let his seed spill within her.
Soon after, they fell asleep in each other's arms.