The ElfQuiz Parody
Are you a newcomer to this project? Then start with the Foreword to "The ElfQuiz Parody".
Well, if you read that and like the idea, you're probably ready for the rest of the fanfic. It's all mapped out in the "ElfQuiz Parody" Table of Contents. Now you can easily figure out which chapter goes with which Take-a-Look!
TAL 1 is now also available in .txt format...
TAL 2 is now also available in .txt format... *Warning*: The text is wider than most browsers. If you prefer this method, copy the text into any advanced word processor first. This will reduce the amount of necessary horizontal scrolling.
Take-a-Look 3: Curtains for Glue Fountain
Chapter One: Spirit Wars, Episode Two . . . Chapter Two: The GAME . . . Chapter Three: The Social Merry-Go- Round . . . Chapter Four: Let the GAME Begin . . . Chapter Five: Bagfrogs, Explosions, Surprises, and Other Unpleasant Things . . . Conclusion: The Original Plot Outline of TAL 3...
TAL 3 is now also available in .txt format. *Warning*: Again, the text is wider than most browsers.
TAL 4: Test Send
Chapter One: No Free Lunches . . .
Chapter Two: Another Word for Pain . . .
Chapter Three: The Flying Machine . . . Chapter
Four: Tear the Building Down . . . Chapter
Five: Invasion of Privacy . . . Chapter Six:
An Obligatory Fight Scene . . . Chapter Seven:
What Have We Learned?
That... is all.
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Yes, this is another less-than-serious retelling of the story. Besides the script format, though, everything has been written from scratch. The 'Quiz movies are less deliberately silly than the Revisionist History, but they have an entirely different charm. As this is released (one installment every two weeks or so), you'll see what I mean!
Installment 1: The Escape to Victory? . . . Installment 2: Here's Cutter . . . Installment 3: Trials of the Hand, Head, and Heart . . . Installment 4: Rime of the Ancient Monster . . . Installment 5: The Human Element . . . Installment 6: Way to the Top . . . Installment 7: The Most Likely Outcome . . . Installment 8: Curses, Curses / Foiled Again
Next will be 'Quiz: Rebirth. It might be mid-March before that begins...
The Daughters of Strongbow: A Self-MSTing
Entire File in HTML (poorly formatted)
Chapter 1: Childhood Screams
Chapter 2: Strange Encounters
Chapter 3: A Time for Peace (and a short)
Short: Extreme Weirdness ch. 1
Chapter 4: Joy at Last, part 1
Chapter 4, part 2
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Sweet Water is an unfinished story. It began as a fusion with Ranma 1/2, but the story drifted off in the second chapter. I don't plan to continue this one, but I may use a few of its ideas in 'Quiz Rebirth.
Evil Patch is the beginning of a story. If I continue it, it will be a darkly humorous story. Time will tell...
*New Info--April 2000*
'Quiz Rebirth will be the next story. It will also be the *last* story in the ElfQuiz universe. That's why I'm delaying it, to make sure it's halfway decent...
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This page was *finally* updated April 17, 2000. Please refer to the Disclaimer page for legal information.