This
joke was nominated for BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR 2014
A
Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he
sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank
you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food
stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The
passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.."
The man
goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a
beautiful country here in America ."
The
person says, "I not American, I Chinese."
The new
arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand,
and says,
"Thank
you for wonderful America !"
That
person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American."
He
finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She
says, "No, I am from Africa ."
Puzzled,
he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The
African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR
FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30AM YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
ABSOLUTELY FREE.
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Dương sưu tầm và chuyển)
