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Note: In a hard disk crash in mid-2005, we lost archives of Tabloid Headlines from July 20, 2003, through March 13, 2005 (plus June 5, 2005, if we published that date; but that might have been the date of the crash). Many of these archives were restored by our generous and attentive (retentive?) subscribers Edwin Kagin and Carole Otis, to whom we are most grateful. If anyone reading this has any of the archives still missing, please e-mail them to us. Thanks! |
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